Santa has big plans to release a story about himself right before Christmas, revealing his true nature as a vampire. He decides the best advanced publicity comes from reality stories and enlists Simon the Elf, a captive former human, to hit Chicago for the holidays and strike up a romance.
Santa wants Simon to document the whole thing, so they can give people a taste for life under Santa’s enslavement before the main story hits. Forced to the Second City against his will, Simon at first resists Santa’s orders, knowing a romance would be short lived at best, and at worst bring some innocent victim into Santa’s evil orbit.
But Simon failed to reckon with the charm and wit of Jonah, a hot guy he meets his first night on the town. Falling hard, Simon takes up with his new love despite knowing the awful choice ahead of him. Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon, tells you this tragic love story in the elf’s own words.
Title: Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon
Author: Simon the Elf, with Damian Serbu
Publisher: NineStar Press
Release Date: November 5, 2018
Heat Level: 3 – Some Sex
Pairing: Male/Male
Length: 11400
Genre: Paranormal, Santa, elves, vampire, holidays, romance
Exclusive Excerpt
“It is a cool costume. You must really be into Christmas.” He smiles, not seeming to mock me.
“Well, it’s kind of a long story. I was put up to this actually. Not really my style, but what the hell, you know?”
He grins and slaps his leg. “That explains it!”
Explains what, I wonder, because no way I can tell the actual story here. “Yeah, it does. Explains what?”
“Well, with your attire, you do seem to want attention. But it’s a bet or something. Explains why you seem so shy despite the cry for attention with your elf costume.”
Coming back to myself, I shake my head. “Not really. I’m somewhere between shy and outgoing. I’m not usually in a getup like this out in public.” Oops. Sounds like a kinky fetish, but too late—it’s out there.
“Cool.” His smile makes me swoon. “You do make a cute elf.”
I spit my drink back into my glass when I almost choke on the compliment. “Thanks. You make a cute, uh.” I twirl a hand in the air, fumbling with a way to return his flattery.
“Tailor.”
“Okay, tailor. Or hot guy who saved me from the attention.”
“I’ll accept it!”
A loud shout from nearby startles both of us. “Jonah! Time’s up!”
Jonah looks back at me, looking disappointed. “I gotta go with them, or there’ll be hell to pay. Sorry. Will you be okay here?”
“Yeah.” I know the disappointment sounds in my voice.
Jonah nods and pats my leg. He gets up to leave but stops and turns back to me. He leans over and pecks me on the cheek as he grabs my knee. “Meet me back here tomorrow. Same time.”
He spins around and follows the merry men toward the exit. For my part, I watch them go, forced to remain in my spot because the tight elf outfit would hardly conceal the raging boner in my pants.
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Damian Serbu lives in the Chicago area with his husband and two dogs, Akasha and Chewbacca. The dogs control his life, tell him what to write, and threaten to eat him in the middle of the night if he disobeys. He has published The Vampire’s Angel and The Vampire’s Protégé with NineStar Press. Coming later this year from NineStar: The Vampire’s Quest and Santa Is a Vampire.
